by Mashed Potato lasagne September 13, 2019
#1) Number often used in fiction because it is inconspicuous: A prime number greater than 25 but less than 50.
#2) Number that usually results in cheap magician's trick: Ask someone to pick a number in his/her head between 1 and 50 with both digits odd and the first digit less than the second. Victim usually picks 37 because of #1).
#3) Birthday number most likely to trigger a mid-life crisis.
#4) The number of men a woman must give a blowjobs to in order to become a slut (see the movie "Clerks").
#2) Number that usually results in cheap magician's trick: Ask someone to pick a number in his/her head between 1 and 50 with both digits odd and the first digit less than the second. Victim usually picks 37 because of #1).
#3) Birthday number most likely to trigger a mid-life crisis.
#4) The number of men a woman must give a blowjobs to in order to become a slut (see the movie "Clerks").
#1)
It was a dark and stormy night. A tall dark man wanted to buy a newspaper but had only 37 cents.
#2)
Valley Girl: Oh my God! You're like physic or something. How'd you know I was thinking "37"?
Amateur Magician: You dumb bitch!
#3)
"Oh my God! I'm turning 37 next week … the late thirties…and I still haven't picked a career!
#4)
Man: How many men have you gone down on?
Woman: Thirty-six.
Man: Oh, I see. Thirty-six including me isn't so bad.
Woman: Including you, thirty-seven.
Man: THIRTY-SEVEN!!!! THIRTY-SEVEN!!!
YOU SLUT!!!!!!!
It was a dark and stormy night. A tall dark man wanted to buy a newspaper but had only 37 cents.
#2)
Valley Girl: Oh my God! You're like physic or something. How'd you know I was thinking "37"?
Amateur Magician: You dumb bitch!
#3)
"Oh my God! I'm turning 37 next week … the late thirties…and I still haven't picked a career!
#4)
Man: How many men have you gone down on?
Woman: Thirty-six.
Man: Oh, I see. Thirty-six including me isn't so bad.
Woman: Including you, thirty-seven.
Man: THIRTY-SEVEN!!!! THIRTY-SEVEN!!!
YOU SLUT!!!!!!!
by AbnormalBoy April 20, 2004
you know what. this number always reminds me of us. yeah 37. 3 is you and 7 is me. you may wonder why. it's coz when we started talking i asked for your favourite number and you said 3. from there whenever and wherever i see 37 it reminds me of us. it is OUR number.
we are 37 <3!
by lagOOn_7 January 30, 2023
by Pookums December 15, 2005
the number of dicks that Dante's girlfriend Veronica claims to have sucked in the movie "Clerks". Dante is highly upset at his revelation as veronica had said she only had sex with three different girls but later explained that she only slept with 3 different guys but that didnt mean she didnt just go with people
by Lilparkczar June 19, 2008
The universal number. Look for it and you'll see it everywhere. Movies, adresses, and particularly, the sample card for American Express.
by Hoolia August 19, 2003
bites37~
our future is kinda in a uncertain scenario now. i feel like it's hanging by a thin line. idk how it will turn out im always in an anxious state about it. but i really wanna be with you. it's always you and only you. now it hurts to think that it's probably no more or in some unpredictable future. i hope one day youll figure everything out
our future is kinda in a uncertain scenario now. i feel like it's hanging by a thin line. idk how it will turn out im always in an anxious state about it. but i really wanna be with you. it's always you and only you. now it hurts to think that it's probably no more or in some unpredictable future. i hope one day youll figure everything out
i love you <37
by the.weird.aLi3n September 5, 2023